Transformers: Dark of the Moon <= 15 Words

Breathtaking, balletic action... but everything else is utter gibberish, seemingly treating you with contempt.

Get Him to the Greek <= 15 Words

No redeeming features. None. Puff Daddy is the best thing in it. It's that bad.

Good Dick <= 15 Words

What happens when a crazy person works out their issues through the medium of film.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull <= 15 Words

22/05/08 20:30

Tell you what, let's just pretend that it never happened, okay?